The Weekend That Got Away.

Y’all, this weekend was wild.

After a long, hard week, I should have been at home catching up on naps and minding my own business. But nope. Your girl turned into a full-blown bar fly.

Like always, I started the weekend with good intentions. Just a few drinks, then straight home. That’s the lie I tell myself every single time.

I started off by dropping off some coasters. Naturally, I had to see what my Solo cup looked like sitting on one. Quality control, obviously.

Then the OG bartender at Cocktails started telling me about the band playing that night. Old-school country? Baby, it was over before it even started. There went any chance of an early night.

Once the music got rolling, so did I. Apparently, I decided my next career move was becoming a TikTok star. You know those videos where people check if the dance floor is sticky?

Well, I can officially report that the floor was not sticky.

My toes, however?

Looking fabulous.

Anyway… ADHD is kicking in, and I’ve already forgotten where I was going with this story.

Needless to say, my husband drove us home while I was basically passed out in the front seat. Sunday was spent recovering with some Chinese food and trying to remember all the decisions that led me there.

Now it’s back to the normal routine.

Getting older and hangovers definitely do not mix, but apparently that information has not been received by my brain.

If you were curious about what the floor looked like, or more importantly, what my toes looked like, here you go.

The stuff we put on the internet, y’all. 🤦‍♀️😂

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